Best Advice for the New Year
from a city worker
"Don't walk into open manholes"
I don't want to find the answer to . . .
"Can you hear me now?"
from the other end of said manhole
My father to someone in a resturant
"We couldn't get by without her."
Best news . . . lately
My next gig is only . . .
one town over
3 nights in a row