Really, my dear,

When they first started going on about employee of the month, I said,

"There is NO way in #%$$ I will ever be getting that!"

I tend to like consistency,

not something you usually have with an agency.

I also tend to be VERY outspoken.

Hmmmm,

Okay . . .

I am really

 shocked, flabbergasted, bewildered, flummoxed,

surprised, astonished, perplexed,

greatly appreciative

of this honor.

I think I worked 6 days in the month of June . . .

Just shut up and smile, Alice!

no, really

I Thank you!